wondering woman

I get boners for any shows involving food and have the compulsive need to buy journals I'll never fill

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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American History X: “I used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn’t get no answers ‘cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions. Has anything you’ve done made your life better?

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bubbly-milk:

enxiety:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

I’m crying

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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